Are you mad at me

One time in high school chemistry, my teacher was about to get realllll angry with me because I wasn't ready to do a scheduled presentation.  I didn't mean to manipulate him, but I guess I looked really vulnerable and sad when I asked, "Are you mad at me?"  His demeanor changed suddenly and he laughed a little and said it was ok, I could just do my presentation next class.
So um, I highly recommend this course of action when you fuck up, dudes.

This is so COOL.

i like this song

The large man cries :(

Legal dick-waving competition ends abruptly

Labatt's lawyers put their cocks away almost immediately.

MOVIES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:

• The Avengers - So many superheroes, all sharing the same movie, I DON'T CARE
• The Amazing Spiderman - Doesn't need to be rebooted, DON'T GIVE A HOOT
• Old movies re-released in 3d - Yeah, I really need cartoon lions/doomed ocean liners/Darth Maul popping out at my face, WHO CARES

I am going to fucking lose it if, just once more...

• ...I see that meme with the six captioned pictures, you know, "what society thinks I do," "what my mom thinks I do," etc.
• ...someone tells me how I just have to watch Big Bang Theory, it's sooo funny
• ...Jeremy Lin anything.

Good times on FB chat