Legal dick-waving competition ends abruptly

Labatt's lawyers put their cocks away almost immediately.

MOVIES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:

• The Avengers - So many superheroes, all sharing the same movie, I DON'T CARE
• The Amazing Spiderman - Doesn't need to be rebooted, DON'T GIVE A HOOT
• Old movies re-released in 3d - Yeah, I really need cartoon lions/doomed ocean liners/Darth Maul popping out at my face, WHO CARES

I am going to fucking lose it if, just once more...

• ...I see that meme with the six captioned pictures, you know, "what society thinks I do," "what my mom thinks I do," etc.
• ...someone tells me how I just have to watch Big Bang Theory, it's sooo funny
• ...Jeremy Lin anything.

Good times on FB chat

I just had the strangest dream where I was in a gym class led by Conor Oberst. He was making us do push-ups and jumping-jacks in the snow, and it was super brutal! He was being really mean to everyone but then he started to be nice to me because he could see that I was GIVING IT MY ALL AND IT WAS TAKING A TOLL ON MY BODY BUT I WASN'T GIVING UP.

COOL BEANS/SHOWS

This is made with JELLYBEANS, NEAT.

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Lunar has some shows coming up:

• November 20 at the Central
• December 7 at Rancho Relaxo
• December 23, location TBA

Velvet Underground last nite

1) My frands are the best. I want to hug all of them for ever, actually.

2) Lunar will maybe have some bass happening soon, maybe.

3) We got messages from the Lonely Vagabond fella who was apparently at our show last night? And um, he approves of us, enough to find us on Facebook. Actually, he said he loves our stuff and gave us a couple of leads for possible shows. FEELS REAL GOOD.

I feel gross this morning and I didn't play my best, but I am happy with how this moon piano maintenance crew is going.

Free Times Cafe, Tuesday September 13, 8:30 p.m.

This is when Lunar Piano Tuner's first show is happening.

If you are reading this, I would like for you to be present.

I em stoked.

Free Times Cafe is located at 320 College Street.