My mom was doing this strange thing where she was standing in front of a closed bedroom door and stretching her arms up and placing her palms flat against the door and rubbing the door. I was confused by this. She explained that she was doing this to exercise her shoulders because her muscles were getting sore. I honestly thought she had started doing some strange kind of new age spiritual bedroom-blessing or something.
I was just looking at my blog entry from about a month ago. "I may have wrote about this already, I don't remember." I may have wrote? I MAY HAVE WROTE? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION? I may have wrote. God damn it. I don't know why but this seems like a really glaring error and it makes me ashamed. FUCK.
The Great Emancipooter
7 years ago
Sounds like something Darren would say. Haha - BRANG!
ReplyDeleteIf I ever make any colossus grammatical errors such as that, I would like it to be brought to my attention as well.
CHUT UP, GUISE.
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