lmbo!!!!@!!1

I was looking through the Facebook profile of this shy, quiet guy that I knew in junior high, who has since become super religious (or maybe he always was, and is just more vocal about it now). For a while I got about two invites a day from him, to join some Christianity-oriented Facebook group.

So yeah I was looking through his pictures and stuff, and noticed that, instead of "lmao," he uses the acronym "lmbo" in his comments.
I can only assume this means "laughing my balls off."

Bus Moron

This morning on the bus, there was a moron.
I think he fancied himself very eloquent and far more intelligent than he really was, which is basically one of the worst types of morons. The more I heard him spewing to his female companion, the more I wanted one of us to die. Among numerous other things I wish I could purge from my brain, I learned that his name was Trevor. He was skinny with glasses, spikey blonde hair, and big teeth. Here are some choice quotes from this bus ride.

"I hate Jehovah's Witnesses. I like to talk to them in different accents to mess with them. I love having fun with people!"
-Trevor the Moron

"You know that song, 'And All That Jazz'? I rewrote my own lyrics to that. I'm so vocal. The way I talk, you'd probably think I was one of those people who'd start a revolution."
-Trevor the Moron

"Well, I'm a guy. So lesbians don't really bother me as much as gay men."
-Trevor the Moron




I started watching this on YouTube last night. I don't even know what it is, but it's kinda creepy. I thought it didn't bother me but then I had nightmares for the first time in I don't know how long. The content of the nightmares were unrelated, but it was upsetting. I hate waking up from a nightmare and finding out you haven't really woken up yet.

May and Owen at the office

Owen: [chuckles]
May: Are you laughing at the fetus pictures?
Owen: No.
May: ...me neither.

I guess this is less funny without context. But there really wasn't much else to it. I thought it was hilarious at the time.

Big Daddy!

I think the boss dude in the McDonald's Mac Wrap commercial is the guy who was the big black zombie in Land of the Dead.
I think that is awesome.
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Colon, capital D.

I think barbecue sauce on pizza is wrong.