May and Owen at the office

Owen: [chuckles]
May: Are you laughing at the fetus pictures?
Owen: No.
May: ...me neither.

I guess this is less funny without context. But there really wasn't much else to it. I thought it was hilarious at the time.

Big Daddy!

I think the boss dude in the McDonald's Mac Wrap commercial is the guy who was the big black zombie in Land of the Dead.
I think that is awesome.
Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Colon, capital D.

I think barbecue sauce on pizza is wrong.

HULLO MOTO

I like my new phone.
My first phone was a Motorola, and then it broke, and then I had a Nokia for about a year. Now I have a Motorola again but a different one. But it has similar interface and fonts as my old phone, which makes me feel slightly nostalgic. This is a little lame. Oh well.

Today I made an omelette with chili garlic sauce and goat cheese. A bit too much goat cheese but I enjoyed it thoroughly!

I've also been eating a lot of ice cream. And cookies. A lot of food in general.

To sum up, this post is about my new phone and what a piggie I am.

RASCSCSCISMSM

iRIP

I think my iPod is actually completely dead.
How did I ever get along without you?
It's going to be a long way to school tomorrow.
FUCK. :(

Go away evil spirits

My mom was doing this strange thing where she was standing in front of a closed bedroom door and stretching her arms up and placing her palms flat against the door and rubbing the door. I was confused by this. She explained that she was doing this to exercise her shoulders because her muscles were getting sore. I honestly thought she had started doing some strange kind of new age spiritual bedroom-blessing or something.

I was just looking at my blog entry from about a month ago. "I may have wrote about this already, I don't remember." I may have wrote? I MAY HAVE WROTE? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION? I may have wrote. God damn it. I don't know why but this seems like a really glaring error and it makes me ashamed. FUCK.